Words Of Wisdom

                                            WORDS OF WISDOM                         

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the

  statue.

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty

  and some are dull Some  have weird names and all are different colors,

  but they all have to live in the same box.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat

  them.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was

  probably worth it.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle  

  of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 

  to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you 

  won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the 

   world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.