Thursday, 16 July 2015

The Next Survivor (Husbands)

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES *                 
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car 
3 kids each
THIS WILL BE FOR 6 WEEKS
There WILL NOT BE ANY fast food
Each kid will play *two sports*
and either take music or dance classes.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids,
keep his assigned house clean , correct all homework and complete science projects. Cook, do laundry and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will budget money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember all the birthdays of their kids, friends and relatives & send cards out on time, no emailing!

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut
appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child ATLEAST ONCE to the
EMERGENCY  DEPARTMENT, for atleast 10 hours.

He must also bake cookies or cupcakes for a social function. They must mend all clothes that rip and help shop for new.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, and keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, PREPARE lavish
shabbos/yomtov meals, Attend at least 2 P.T.A. meetings (parents teacher's night)& take notes, & review it.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night, and in the morning, by 7 a.m. feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information. Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, 2 best friends names,  clothes size & doctor's name!
Also the child's weight & length @ birth, time of birth, length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
When the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called               ** Mother **


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