THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES *
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one
car
3 kids each
THIS WILL BE FOR 6 WEEKS
There WILL NOT BE ANY fast
food
Each kid will play *two sports*
and either take music or dance classes.
Each man must take care of
his 3 kids,
keep his assigned house
clean , correct all homework and complete science projects. Cook, do laundry
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will
budget money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember all the birthdays of their kids, friends
and relatives & send cards out on time, no emailing!
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut
appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child ATLEAST ONCE to the
EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT,
for atleast 10 hours.
He must also bake cookies or cupcakes for a social
function. They must mend all clothes that rip and help shop for new.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.
The men must
shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewellery, wear
uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, and keep fingernails polished and eyebrows
groomed.
During one of the six weeks the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings,
but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, PREPARE lavish
shabbos/yomtov meals, Attend at least 2 P.T.A. meetings
(parents teacher's night)& take notes, & review it.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night, and
in the morning, by 7 a.m. feed
them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
father will be required to know all of the following information. Each child's
birthday, height, weight, shoe size, 2 best friends names, clothes size & doctor's name!
Also the child's weight & length @ birth, time of
birth, length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite
snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear what they
want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the
island based on performance.
When the last man does win, he can play the game over
and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right
To be called ** Mother **
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