Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another
gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop
and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars
You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in
your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its
original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face
and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big
hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes
one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails
with a pocket knife.
No wonder men are happier .
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
No wonder men are happier .
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
Yep its good to be a man.
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