Saturday, 14 November 2015

This Is Funny.

GRANDPARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE  

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ... 

If you are one of our   children, press 1 

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 

If you want to borrow the car, press 3 

If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered  to your home, press 7  

If you want to come to eat here, press 8 

If you need money, press 9 (for each $ requested) 

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or bring-over a freshly baked cheese cake or a cherry pie     start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

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