Thursday, 8 October 2015

Lol. Lokshin Marries kugel

I really know about a Lokshin that married a Kugel,
so why can't a Rice or Yerushalmi do so?
It could happen that that a Goldstien marries a Silverstien
Their children could even marry a Greenstien, a Brownstien
and their grandchild could easily marry a Black or White

What would be so bad if a Karp married a Fish or a Dalfin.
Would you say there's anything wrong with a Popper marrying a Korn
A Shuchat can't marry a Sofer?
Why can't a Metal marry a Hammer?

Somewhere in this world there could be a Levy who married a Cohen
but who says their child couldn't marry a Yisraeli?
Look, I really do know of a Hamberger that married a Salt
but, what's wrong with a Frankforter or Pfefferkorn doing so?

Listen, If a Stone married a Diamond would anyone complain?
Their child could always marry a Pearl
I don't think there would be any problem if a Fine married a Shain
If a Lerner married a Lein, is that a reason to make a fuss?
Their kid could even marry a Blatt

An Althaus would always welcome a Neuhaus and there kid could always marry a Bell
Wouldn't it be amazing if a Shabbat married a Hanoka?
a Newman married an Altman
Can't a Zaltzman marry a Sugarman?
Nu, a Chirik can't marry a Segal?

By the way, I really do know of a Tziporah (bird) who married a Vogel(bird)
so what would be the problem if a Geulah married a Moshiach
or a Shoshana married a Rose, an Alter married a Young?
Or even a Feivish married a Ferszt?

Instead of going on and on, I'd rather take less of your time
so you could make some real Shidduchim proper and fine.

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