Signs That Make You Smile!

Signs That Make You Smile!

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:   

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."   

In a Podiatrist's office:   

"Time wounds all heels."  

 On a Septic Tank Truck:  

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels   

At an Optometrist's Office:  

"If you don't see what you're looking for,   you've come to the right place."   

 On a Plumber's truck:   

"We repair what your husband fixed."   

On another Plumber's truck:    

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."   

  At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :   

"Invite us to your next blowout."  

  On an Electrician's truck:   

"Let us remove your shorts."   

  In a Non-smoking Area:   

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."   

On a     Maternity Room door:   

"Push. Push. Push."  

  At a Car Dealership:   

"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."   

    Outside a Muffler Shop:   

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."   

  

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:    

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"   

  At the Electric Company    

"We will be delighted if you send in your payment.  However, if you don't, you will be delighted."  

  In a Restaurant window:    

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."   

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:   

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."