Friday 14 August 2015

Next Survivor Husbands

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES 

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 
kids each
THIS WILL BE FOR 6 WEEKS
There WILL NOT BE ANY fast food
Each kid will play two sports and either take 
music or dance classes.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids,
keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework and
complete science projects.
Cook, do laundry and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough
Money.
In addition, each man will budget money for groceries each week
Each man must remember all the birthdays of their kids, friends ,
& relatives and send cards out on time, no emailing!
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per
child ATLEAST ONCE to the EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT
He must also bake cookies or cupcakes for a social function
They must mend all clothes that rip and help shop for new clothes.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves
with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails
polished and eyebrows groomed
During one of the six weeks the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained
mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties
They must attend weekly school meetings, PREPARE lavish
shabbos/yomtov meals,
Attend atleast 2 P.T.A. meetings (parents teacher's night) &
take notes.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night, and in
the morning,
By 7 a.m.*feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
their hair by
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
be required to know all of the following information
each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size,
& doctor's name!
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and
what they
want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based
on performance
When the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the
right To be called Mother


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