About Love
Tech Support: Yes? ... How
can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much
consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the
process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help
you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very
technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step
is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are
several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they
are running?
Tech Support: What programs
are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have
Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem,
Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may
remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other
programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its
own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge
and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can
you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to
turn them off. Can you teach me?
Tech Support: With pleasure.
Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as
necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love
has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but
remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting
to the Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an
error message already. It says, "Error - Program will not run on
external components ." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It
means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not
yet been run on your Heart. In nontechnical terms, it simply means you have to
Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I
do?
Tech Support: Pull down
Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize
Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them
to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to
delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin
to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My
heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace
and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For
others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets in at the proper time.
So Love is installed and
running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it
and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will, in turn, share it with
others and return some cool modules back to you.
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