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They weren't in my handbag. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has  scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.

He's  afraid that the car could be stolen.

As I looked around the parking lot, I  realized he was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the  police.

I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "I  left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There  was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice, "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I  dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your darn car!"

Welcome to the golden years..........